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Four cups. No decaf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis garment-dyed tee features the toughest coffee band on the block: four caffeinated characters in leather jackets posing against a gritty brick wall in classic black-and-white. They play fast, they brew strong, and they’ve never once slowed down for a half-caf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e☕ \u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎸 Funny retro punk band parody for coffee lovers with attitude\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Gritty black-and-white photo style with a classic brick-wall backdrop\u003cbr\u003e☕ The coffee crew that’s louder than your morning alarm\u003cbr\u003e🎨 Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage, lived-in look\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Great gift for punk fans, musicians, record collectors, and rebellious coffee addicts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e[Brand and fabric, e.g. 100% ring-spun cotton]\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment dyed, so each shirt’s color may vary slightly. That’s the charm, not a flaw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🧺 \u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the design fresh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e📏 Check the size chart in the photos before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e⏳ Made to order just for you. 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